Did you hear about the University of Toronto orgy?
Yeah, yeah. They're not calling it an orgy and it more than likely won't turn into an orgy but the implication that something could out of control like that...! Well, it got U of T students buzzing (more like scoffing). Frat boys will charge in like the riders of Rohan but they're far more likely to find a battalion of orcs than what they had hoped.
Just thought you should know that the last bit of dialogue was brought to you by an actual comment regarding the "orgy" news. I'll see you all there!
- Alex C.