We're trying out something new (style-wise) for out last arc of this school semester. I hope you enjoy. If not, the hell with you.
I have this idea of what a frat party is supposed to be. In my head it's a scene out of Revenge of the Nerds. Down to the giant, aptly-named Ogre dangling a guy off a balcony for being a "nerd." Anything less would be a disappointment to me. Not that I would go to one, but if I did wind up in one of those frat parties (I swear I wouldn't go) and if I were to see a Mario Party game break... Look, I know the 80's are long gone, but there are some things that will always hold true to me: Tony's the boss when Angela isn't around, don't fuck with Uncle Jesse's hair, Honky Tonk Man never knew how to play guitar and frat parties are the stuff of legends. Anything less than seeing the Greek god Dionysus wearing one of those beer hats would be a disappointment.
(Still waiting on an invite)